Don't.
Don't you stop, hesitate at the door
You're a country; you're a village
And I break down at your border
You always close your eyes
When you're trying to find the answer
You turn to me and smile
"Will you come a little closer?"
You see the skies are empty tonight
But I'll surround you when you're lonely
And you'll believe in things - that you can't see
Like air, and faith, and sometimes me.
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QQ上很多谈话是不是这样开始的：
A很想找个人来说自己的一件事情，就把这件事情的一个比较容易引起别人好奇或者比较抓眼球的细节或者词汇写在签名上，还要弄点伏笔和猜想的空间，行文可以参考萝莉纯真法，看透一切饱经苍桑法，走进科学吊死你胃口法，什锦洋文法...

接着同样无聊的B就看到了，然后就问为什么啊，怎么样啊...

然后A和B！@#￥%……&×（

说到底，QQ签名就是一拉皮条的?